THIS ISN'T A CIVILIZATION:   
IT'S A DISEASE.
    BY PAUL WALLIS
    I used to write under the name Layman. The site running my books turned into
    a series of links to online gambling and other garbage back in 2004. This is the
    result. CONTACT ON NAVBAR OR EMAIL BELOW.


    NOTE: DEFAULT MEDIA PLAYER IS NOW QUICKTIME. WAS WMP, BUT THAT
    WASN'T WORKING, (WHAT A SURPRISE) GET QUICKTIME 7 HERE.

    Currently working on Digital Journal.com as Wanderlaugh, and CVtips.com as
    Pauloz.  See links on this page.

    Books are available through lulu.com in hardcopy and e-book formats. See
    BOOKS page for link to lulu.

    FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN THE SIGNED H.G. WELLS PAINTING;
    IT'S ON THE FOR SALE PAGE, AT THE BOTTOM. CLAIM TO FAME
    IS IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH HE EVER SIGNED, AS FAR AS
    IS KNOWN. (THEORY IS THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE HIM A
    PAINTING TO SIGN. HE SEEMS TO HAVE SIGNED EVERYTHING
    ELSE.)

     
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"When most suborn'd, stands least in thy control."
Shakespeare,
Sonnets.

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SAVE THE PLANET-
PLANT A SYCOPHANT
"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM SOMEONE ELSE."  
(MOTTO OF THE PLAGIARISTS SOCIETY)
NOTE:
  • THIS SITE IS ABOUT SATIRE. THIS
    ISN'T PC CENTRAL, AND I'M NOT
    TRYING TO WIN ANY POPULARITY
    CONTESTS WITH ANYONE, LARGELY
    BECAUSE I PREFER TO KEEP MY
    SELF RESPECT.
  • IMAGES REPRESENT CONCEPTS, NOT
    SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS. ONLY THE
    LITTLE NURSE IS BASED ON A REAL
    PERSON.
COLLEGE HUMOR IS A WORTHWHILE SITE, SOMEONE'S
ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING, AND USUALLY HAS
SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE IS DOING, AND LINKS TO
OTHER SITES THAT AREN'T MAUSOLEUMS
.  
PRIVACY
    ANY COMMENTS, INQUIRIES, GENERAL WHINGES, OR RANDOM
    IRRATIONAL DESIRES TO DONATE GIGANTIC AMOUNTS OF MONEY
    FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, WELCOME.
    EMAIL ME AT paul@sydneymediajam.com
SYDNEY MEDIA JAM
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    NASA does not endorse external sites. But I'm pretty
    happy about linking to them. Truly fantastic stuff
    from the original jeweler's window.
PARENTS-
RELEVANT
PICTURE IS
"THE SINGER"
WATERCOLOR ON
BOARD-MOUNTED
CANVAS.

Yeah, really,
watercolor. It can
be done. Just
scrape the
canvas to get rid
of the white
spirit, and this is
what happens.
    I came up with a few
    ideas for poker chips,
    for some reason,
    perhaps because most
    poker chips are
    incredibly boring
    looking things. This is
    one of a series.
This is an acrylic transparency painted on
microfiche plastic.

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