THIS PAGE IS NOW A BIT OF AN ANACHRONISM, BECAUSE THE
BOOKS ARE AVAILABLE ON lulu.com, BUT I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT
SAYS A LOT OF HONEST THINGS ABOUT MY WORK.
IT ALSO HELPS ME COMPLY WITH THE VARIOUS HEALTH
REGULATIONS RELATED TO MY WORK, AND SORT OF EASES THE
CONSCIENCE A BIT.
UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIALS
FROM INFORMED VARMINTS
- Me bought CD thing... me not have to get
rabies now! Oooooh swoonsies!
- Ms. Necrosis-Vulb of Vermont, India.
- Gosh! I showed the coroner my new CD and he
was ever so friendly!
- Some child laborer.
- What I like about the CD is that it gets up in
the morning and vivisects people with its dear
little chainsaw.
- Anonymous cosmetic surgeon, while
thoughtfully digging drain in someone's face.
- My CD keeps inviting all these heavily
armed operatic racing chickens to my
place... what can I do?... No! Put down that
ornately carved post-deco quasi neo-
misanthropic tea bag restrainer!....
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH
OOOOOHHHHHH! CLEARANCE SALE!!!
AIEEEEEE!!!!! GASP!!! SHRIEKSICLES!!!!
Oh you filthy disgusting.... Are those real
epidemics?
- The guy from the UN.
- This CD can truthfully be said to set back the
English language thousands of years, and
graphic art back to the caves.
- Whoever that was I just superglued four
thousand cockroaches to, and left in a diner.
- AND I THOUGHT MALARIA WAS FUN!
- An ex-relative, recently mailed to a local lab.
- IT WAS WONDERFUL! NOW WE CAN GET
MARRIED! NOW WE CAN CONSUMMATE OUR
DEEPEST PASSIONS AND INDULGE OUR MOST
SECRET FANTASIES!
- I'm not (stagger) gonna (gasp) say who that
was...(pant)... but it was worth it.... (twitch)
A CERTAIN OMINOUS BUT MEANINGFUL
SILENCE....
- Shut up, Paul. People will start to suspect!
- signed Madge, The Little Nurse, Vixen, Reggie,
Insipidia, Intolerabilia, Rilando, Carruthers,
Venom, Crusher, Irascible, Charm, Gwyn,
Hunter, One, Chauncine, Maud, Gladys, The
Man Of Weeds, Bark, Green, Laughing Light....
Ah, read the books....might have known I
couldn't do something like this without them
noticing...
WANNA BUY A DISK?
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