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For Sale
    FOR SALE TO
    (VERY) GOOD
    HOME:
    SIGNED H.G. WELLS
    PORTRAIT

    FOR SOME REASON, H.G.
    WELLS DIDN'T SIGN HIS  
    PORTRAITS. THIS IS THE ONLY
    ONE WE'VE EVER BEEN ABLE
    TO DISCOVER, IN LITERALLY
    DECADES OF ASKING PEOPLE
    WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO
    KNOW. IT WAS PAINTED BY MY
    FATHER IN 1932 AND SIGNED
    BY WELLS WHEN HE CAME TO
    AUSTRALIA IN 1934.

    PRICE:$100,000 AUD, NOT
    NEGOTIABLE.

    PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS PRICE
    IS SET BY ME, NOT THE
    MARKET.

    I  NEITHER KNOW NOR CARE
    WHAT THE MARKET VALUE IS.
    THE FACT IS THAT THIS
    PAINTING IS UNIQUE. THERE
    JUST AREN'T ANY OTHERS.

    YOU NEED:

    1. A RELIABLE PERSON IN
    AUSTRALIA TO AUTHENTICATE
    THE SIGNATURE.

    2. TO BE ABLE TO ENSURE
    SECURE SHIPMENT OF THE
    PAINTING.

    3. TO KNOW THAT THE
    PAINTING WILL ONLY BE
    RELEASED TO THE BUYER
    AFTER PAYMENT HAS
    CLEARED.