CURRENT NEWS:

    1 April 2016

    So after all this time, actual months, I can now
    publish. Seems to be some sort of account thing
    changing from Yahoo to Aabaco.

    New things coming up - Chess game, cookbook
    (yes, really) and republishing book "Beating Writer's
    Block", a sort of anesthetic for writers suffering from
    the dread disease.

    SITE USERS PLEASE NOTE: AS A RESULT OF
    NOT BEING ABLE TO PUBLISH, SOME LINKS ARE
    OBSOLETE. THE FOCUS ON YOU CAREERS SITE
    HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN.

    SITE USERS ALSO NOTE - GOT SOME VERY CATTY
    REMARKS ABOUT THE SITE.  THIS IS A BROWSING SITE
    FOR PEOPLE INTO ART AND LITERATURE, NOT A
    WANNABE BUZZFEED LOOKALIKE.

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, DIE. I  DO NOT GIVE A
    RAT'S ARSE WHAT YOU THINK AND NEVER WILL,
    ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT SUBJECT, CRETINS?

    INFORMATION

    My Author Page on Amazon- I'm so glad to have
    good quality print books. I was truly embarrassed to
    discover that the old books were such terrible quality.


    ER, UM... MAJOR DEAL HERE - ABOUT THE
    SIGNED H.G. WELLS PAINTING BELOW:

    IT' WAS PAINTED BY MY FATHER AND SIGNED
    BY WELLS ON HIS TRIP TO AUSTRALIA IN 1934.

    CLAIM TO FAME IS IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON
    EARTH HE EVER SIGNED, AS FAR AS IS KNOWN.
    (THEORY IS THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE HIM A
    PAINTING TO SIGN. HE SEEMS TO HAVE SIGNED
    EVERYTHING ELSE.)


    THE H.G. WELLS SOCIETY HAS VERIFIED THAT
    THE SIGNATURE LOOKS RIGHT, BUT HASN'T
    ACTUALLY CONDUCTED A TEST. THE INK IS
    INDIAN INK, THE POPULAR INK FOR FOUNTAIN
    PENS AT THE TIME, HENCE THE BROWN COLOR
    THROUGH OXIDIZATION.

    IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN BUYING THIS
    PAINTING YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED
    TO GET EXPERT ASSISTANCE
    REGARDING PURCHASE.

    The price is $100,000 USD, with no exceptions,
    take it or leave it.

    I don't know and I don't care what the market
    thinks.)



"When most suborn'd,
stands least in thy
control."
Shakespeare,
Sonnets.

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"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM
SOMEONE ELSE."  
(MOTTO OF THE PLAGIARISTS
SOCIETY)

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    INQUIRIES, GENERAL
    WHINGES, OR RANDOM
    IRRATIONAL DESIRES TO
    DONATE GIGANTIC
    AMOUNTS OF MONEY
    FOR NO PARTICULAR
    REASON, WELCOME.
    (After all, you made it all
    this way down the page....)

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    Truly fantastic stuff from the
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"THE SINGER"
WATERCOLOR ON
BOARD-MOUNTED CANVAS.

This is my original avatar. Yeah,
really, watercolor. It can be
done. Just scrape the canvas
to get rid of the white spirit,
and this is what happens.

    THIS THING IS CALLED " A
    MEETING IN INFINITY". YOU
    KNOW THE SORT OF THING.

    IT'S CALLED "AWAY FROM
    THE OFFICE". I HAVE NO
    IDEA WHY.